-do you sail more than once a week?
-do you lie to others about how much you sail?
-do you lie about how much $ you spend on your boat
-do you make excuses to go sailing?
-do you sail alone?
-does work interfere with your sailing?
-does the Hobie dealer (or whatever you sail) know you on a first name basis?
-do you black out or lose track of time when your sailing?
-do you blame others for your sailing habit?
-do you sail to 'escape' the real world?
-do you constantly check weather station web sites for conditions
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