I make her take a bath before she comes to bed...then I 'wax her bottom' until it's as shiney and smooth as my boat!
She is a bit jelous of my love for my boat I think. She tried to hit it when it was in the driveway once! She swore she didn't see it but how can you miss seeing a bright white boat on a trailer?? I know it was intentional. Luckily I saw her aiming at it and yelled so she stopped.
When she's really mad at me, she'll threaten to come to a regatta and ruin my fun!
