Most of my stuff has a little bit of a funk, but I've got a pair of Gill gloves that are just plain horrible. Through em' in the wash, they still come out reeking. I think its time to call in an exorcist.
Get a bottle of rum and a can of gasoline, pour a cirle of gasoline around the gloves, splash them with rum, light them and the circle on fire, drink the rest of the rum while dancing around the circle naked chanting "RedRum, RedRum...".
When the fire goes out, if there is anything left of the gloves, they won't stink! And if they do, well, they are truly evil!
And then you should change your sail number to...666!
