The translator needs a little work, but it's fun!
"As nice as the race is to pretzels with a goat over the lake, but if you not a moment may be careless, without which the boat is punished"
Surely we can enshrine "pretzels with a goat"! it's too good a phrase to lose.
...kinda makes me wonder what's really going on at the U.N.
Rennziege = racing goat, is a expression in Germany for a fast machine. To pretzel (in german: brezeln) in a informal, funny way means to ride.
So the sentence above could be translated like: Although its real fun to pretzel with such a racing goat across the lake the fear of being punished for each small mistake could spoil the fun of sailing.
SRY i'm not a translator too