Ding has his panties in a wad!

Who said anything about altruism? And if I'm the "poster child for the whole light of day thing". What does that make you? The Prince of Darkness? You know "their motivation"? Now you're a mind reader too? No wonder I can't beat you at poker. If I'd known all your powers I wouldn't have wasted my $3.

Lighten up Dingy! It's just sailing!