First off-Ebonics and redneck don't match=Fail. Vernacular, dialect,slang, or lingo would all be suitable, but not the antonym you chose.
Secondly - it wasn't a little and it wasn't alot = right much.
Thirdly- it's amazing how one hollow ,semi-victory get's you on the judgemental train.

Stick to bashing Tad and Ricky you snob, that was actually funny.


"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
Isak Dinesen
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
E. B. White