I can only speak for Goslings Old Rum as something I can regularly drink straigh/on the rocks.
Can't speak for Cruzan personally. What regatta will they be serving that liquor of the gods?
Oh, and I need a good description of a regatta that presents Pink Champaigne at the finish (and you know which one I refer to

). How about "just get your f*ggin boat out here and sail"?