Gee Gary…glad to see that the Learning Annex course you took “Be a Ledged InYour Own Mind through Fiction Writing” is paying off. Bravo when I tell you this was one creative piece of fiction... almost as good as Harry Potter!

Sad to see you feel so victimized. Let me know when you start seeing the black helicopters and we’ll send help!

Oh! Does this mean we’re not getting a Christmas card this year?