Yeah, what we really need are ejection seats and parachutes, like the Military Pilots have!

In Air Force pilot training, here's what our instructors told us during the preflight briefing:

"...and if things go to sh!t, don't try to be a hero, just give it back to the tax payers!"

There's a you tube video (several actually) with lots of ejection footage, but I'm on a company compter in Detroit right now, going to Shanghai in a few hours, and I can't copy the link.

I think it's called 'broken wings' or such, maybe you can find it Jay.