I just bought a J22 - so I can sail more (assimilating with my local club)
I hope you name it "The Borg"!
Actually, I was planning to re name it "Sid K". It's the acronym for my response everytime someone asks me something about the boat - what's the draft, how do you start the outboard, how to handle the symmetrical spinnaker (who came up with that stupid ****?), tuning methods, mast rake...etc. It's actually kinda fun sailing in that "let's figure it out" mode again....and we're pretty quick as it is having won a club race last weekend.
SID K is "****, I don't know".
But, "the borg" is interesting (or perhaps a slightly more insider name like "Locotus")