Here's my true Christmas story (as of today).

My fabulous, wonderful, caring wife secretly ordered EuroTrax which were delivered today. Unfortunately, I was home when they arrived and her secret was discovered (but unknown to her). Thrilled at my good fortune in having beach wheels and a cat-favorable wife, I noticed that she had ordered knobby tires instead of the smooth tires I need. How bittersweet!! What can I do???

Since my wife did not know they had arrived, I hid the package and secretly called Playaboule and ordered the right tires that they swear will be here this week. I plan to open the main box, swap out the wrong tires for the right ones, then send back the knobbies and put the "adjusted" package on the porch for her to find as a "timely" delivery (when I'm not home). And just in time for our traditional Christmas Day sail! (See attached photo of her Xmas 2000 present..new crew!)

My wife is the best but sometimes even Santa needs a little help.

Merry Christmas to all as we pray for Whirled Peas.