Once there was a pastor who was asked to be a guest speaker at a neighboring church. He was asked to preach a sermon about sex. His wife asked him what his topic was. He was embarrassed and uptight about the whole thing, so he lied, "Sailing." His wife was unable to attend his guest sermon appearance.
A few days later, she ran into one of the people who heard his talk, and asked how it went. The person said it went quite well, and the pastor seemed "quite knowledgable on the topic." The pastor's wife was taken aback and said,"How could he possibly know much about it. In the 25 years we've been married, we've only done it twice. The first time, he got sick. The second time he fell off!"

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