Well Jeff,
We have been inbreeding so long over here that we really don't know who is what anymore.
And as Dutch we don't care as well.
We've always been that annoying little poststamp nation that just sank your flagship or confiscated your silver fleet, replaced your missionary post with an exclusive rights trading post or wrecked your warfs. And we never did fight fair. Being small, we never could afford that luxury. If we had to we'd sell you the canons and canon balls to put down the Dutch revolt only to reinvest the earnings into bolstering the same Dutch uprising again. (We actually did that in 80 year independence war we fought with Spain). And yes we won alot more fights than the French ever did.
All and all this attitude made us survive the centuries right there packed in tight between the usual power houses England, France and Germany. We were surrounded on all sides !
Now if you excuse me I'm going to light up a joint and watch the Dollar-Euro exchange rate improve even more !

Lets call it the "Project for the new Dutch Century"

Wouter