I think the easiest way to get your mast up is JUST GO SEE A FRIENDLY PHYSICIAN AND GET A SAMPLE PRESCRIPTION FOR VIAGRA......
It worked for ..... er, a friend of mine (ya, that's right....).
Gettin' it back DOWN is the tricky part.


The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will
"It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan