Tell you what Mary, come on down to the gulf coast. We got something for ya!!! Enough rain to drown a fish and hurricanes to boot.

Anywhere near the gulf of Mexico there is always a chance of getting the big one. We got one a couple of years ago. Unfortunately the media was dissapointed that no one perished... not much to talk about then. BUT! We'd be happy to send you some rain if I could just figure out how to do it.

You should come down to Louisiana sometime, its a lot like Florida except lots of bugs, not much sand and you sweat like a Sumo wrestler in a Sauna. Well maybe its not like Florida.
Man, Life is good in paradise!!!
Clayton