JC - if I had your delightfully round head, I wouldn't hesitate to go the way of the shaved. Due to several childhood incidents (which explain a few things, actually), I am far too lumpy beneath my coiffure to pull it off.

John Williams

- The harder you practice, the luckier you get -
Gary Player, pro golfer

After watching Lionel Messi play, I realize I need to sail harder.