I saw a "butterscotch" ghost ship on my lake, here in Minnesota on Tuesday. It was attacking Alumacraft bass boats and even intimidated a Mastercraft ski boat! Fisherman were sobbing from the carnage wrought.

And there were unconfirmed rumors of nautical mayhem on Thursday, from Devil's Lake, North Dakota!

COULD THIS BE YOUR BOAT ??? (Be warned, the peasants have pitchforks and are roaming the countryside, looking for this MAD beast.)