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SpinCats
Sailing a spinnaker is a lot like having Sex with a woman.
First it takes a while to get up the nerve to do it.
Once you finally do it you never want to stop.
It generally works better and is much more satisfying if you have two people enjoying the ride.
Makes talking about it afterward so much more fulfilling too.
It has to be finessed to get the most enjoyment out of it.
If you get all overexcited in a hurry there's a good chance you can tear her dress.
Oh and if you want to keep getting the most out of your baby, you have to buy her a new dress every year.
It is a delicate marriage of give and take, playing with the sheets to experience the maximum sensual essence of the experience.
When flying a hull downwind under the kite, you can keep it up longer than you ever dreamed of.
Once you finally prove yourself in this fashion, you won't ever want to go back to doing it by yourself again.