Oh hell, why not, I'll bite. Im gone about an hour from here and my state is under attack. Cant we get Sam or Wouter involved in this and make it even funner? What other can of worms can I open. Lets see, heres my choices...

Windgate...wait..I already did that in another post
The Confederate Flag....yes its still an issue some 200 yrs later
H vs N
F18 vs F16
NF18 vs Infusion
smitty Vs. ...hell everybody that knows him
Sllicon Vs Natural
Wax Vs wetsand
GWB Vs OBL
Ford Vs Chevy
Gamecocks Vs Tigers(Clemson)

you get the point....maybe...these quacks arent going to ruin S Carolina, we have plenty of people who are doing that for us right now. But on the other hand, the weather is nice and I can be at the Beach or in the Mountians in 2 hours either way. I get a stiff drink everytime, I have a case of beer for sunday(commonly known as "sunday beers" around here, a precious commodity might I add), and the girls, well the girls rock.
Y'all come on down, I'll have a Sunday Beer for ya waitin...
ya hear?