Well . . . since there have been no subsequent renditions of our Invasion, let the record show that after considerable diligence to time and opportunity passing my version of the afore mentioned evening is the truth and factual as stated in its entirety. Any utterances of rebuttal after this point shall be considered pure blaspheme and wholly discounted.

Oh yeah, here is one picture documenting the evening. Can you name the characters?

Keith, now I know why you insisted the Polynesians were out of the picture. Lets see as I recall “ . . . a little more to the left, a little more, just a little more, there…” I think we are all onto you now.

Herein submitted by your never humble nor obedient representative in my full self-appointedness,