The only thing D has offered me is an additional 19% pay cut, in addition to the 32.5% cut we took last year...oh, and they say they cannot afford to pay me the $750,000 I had in my retirement fund, saved up over the past 20 years. They are offering us each $50,000 instead...just enough for a nice van, down by the river!

Hey, how would you like to buy TWIN 17yr. old Baby sitters?! They come with 6 horses, truck and trailer! Oh yeah, they can change diapers too.