I think one thing they DIDN'T mention, that I believe will be the key in their selection process - must be WAY OVER-DRAMATIC. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING must be the END OF THE WORLD to the candidate.

Bad hair day? - GOOD HEAVENS! CALL 911!

Your voice mail only has 3 messages today? Call the service provider and bi$ch them out because they MUST be re-routing your friends' calls.

Regatta only has 7 kts instead of 9 kts? Cry over why God hates you..

You have to VISIBLY cry or throw a hissy fit over a TOTALLY inconsequential event every 10 minutes or you're out of the selction process.

That seems to sum up the majority of the "reality TV" crap on...