I mean come on, they weigh less than their one-man crew! They're only 7' wide. There's no room for a second person, just like a sailboard. They have no dolphin striker, no jib... and no respect for tradition!

Can you see the design convergence with sailboards? And further blurring the line, they probably PLANE as well!

That said, I have never sailed one... hell, I've never even SEEN one in real life... for some reason, people don't leave them parked on the beach, lol. Should I stop picking on the little thoroughbreds?