I hope that you are joking because that makes you just as bad as them. I have had a bad experience with a jetskier.

It happened about two years ago, I was sailing my previous boat a laser and minding my own business. Three guys on seperate jetskies came by me alot closer than they needed to so I yelled at them to keep their distance. It is a huge lake and there was no reason for them to be 15 feet from me. Well, that didn't go so well, make note that the wind was blowing 20 and gusting to 25mph, I already had my hands pretty full with the boat. They decided to come by me and spray me as they turned. They were all about 17 and really didn't know what they were doing. The first two came by and doused me pretty good, there was nothing i could do, but keep the boat on the same tack and just pray that they didn't hit me. The third one, misjudged that distance to me and as he started to turn to throw up his wake all over me he let off the throttle. Well ,I do know if you all have ever ridden a jetski but when you let of the gas you have no steering. That is exactly what happened. Without control he came straight at me going very fast, I realized what was going to happen so i turned and jumped off the boat backward. He hit the port side and went directly up and over the boat sliding off the far side without flipping it. The best part of the story is that he didn't stop, they said holy [censored] really loud and all turned and raced off leaving me swimming for my boat which eventually overturned or I would have been stuck.

The conclusion of this story is that nothing ever happened. My boat had alot of scratchs on it but nothing structural. My dad who is the local game warden started watching for them and so did the lake patrol but they were never found.

So does anyone else have a jetski horror story?