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Posts: 6,049 Sebring, Florida. | I'm in for Piza Friday night, and Rum with Ding on Thursday night, hope to be there late on Weds. night.
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#164393 01/08/09 07:56 AM 01/08/09 07:56 AM |
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 12,310 South Carolina Jake
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | What time? We're leaving home around noon or a little later. I'm leaving from Greenville for the keys at about 3pm on Friday...that is tommorrow's Friday! Hahahahahah! Suckers. Maybe, just maybe, while on the road driving the double stack and blackberring with one hand, I'll call that Pizza place for you lazy butts.
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#164416 01/08/09 10:19 AM 01/08/09 10:19 AM |
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | Well, if I leave at 3:00pm, that puts me about an hour ahead of you.
Follow the smell of rum... Crap...I'm going to have to invoke my 12 hours of fleet cloaking.
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#164417 01/08/09 10:21 AM 01/08/09 10:21 AM |
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina |  Tell them to save us tables! You guys suck.
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#164425 01/08/09 10:49 AM 01/08/09 10:49 AM |
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Posts: 3,293 Long Beach, California | Jake, look at the bright side. If they suck, and they're ahead of you, you'll get better gas mileage.
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After watching Lionel Messi play, I realize I need to sail harder.
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#164433 01/08/09 11:23 AM 01/08/09 11:23 AM |
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Posts: 5,590 Naples, FL | I'd think around 21:00 hours on Friday, which will give enough people time to arrive or finish setup?
Give me the freakin' number and I'll call. What, say about 15 people?
My in-tern-et tube thingy doesn't allow a lot of search websites. IT guys must use all the bandwidth to download porn or something...
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#164452 01/08/09 12:38 PM 01/08/09 12:38 PM |
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | I'd think around 21:00 hours on Friday, which will give enough people time to arrive or finish setup?
Give me the freakin' number and I'll call. What, say about 15 people?
My in-tern-et tube thingy doesn't allow a lot of search websites. IT guys must use all the bandwidth to download porn or something... Look up - 5th post from the top...it's been sitting there dangling all this time...
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#164476 01/08/09 02:06 PM 01/08/09 02:06 PM |
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Posts: 5,590 Naples, FL | OKAY - listen up...
I spoke with a Samantha at the pizza place and informed her of our intention to deflower their reputable establishment, harass their staff, drink their beer, cause general discordance with their local community, and possibly have their occupational license revoked.
She asked if a paltry group of 15 could be this way, and I said we're beachcat sailors. Her response was "sh*".
In any case, our marching orders are as follows:
Once WE (as the group - hereafter referred to as the "Trade Winds Area Tournament Sailors") coordinate the final tally of merry persons, WE are to designate a spokesperson who is to contact PAUL roughly 30 minutes before our arrival ( I said we'd most likely be around between 20:30 and 21:00 EST) and let them know of their impending doom. They will move tables together for us, and erect blast walls around the kitchen area.
PAUL has the authority, based on our lewd and lacivious behavior to discount a small portion of our tab, Either before or after we are carted off to jail.
I had said that we're there mainly for pizza and beer. I suspect we'd have better luck with discounts if we were on one tab, but this DEPENDS on being EQUITABLE in tallying up your portion of the aforementioned tab.
And don't forget WE WILL BE GENEROUS TIPPERS. I'd vote for 20% (pre-tax)for the poor slob who will have to clean up that mess.
After my brief conversation with the lovely Samantha (who is the manager, I suspect), I suggest we obtain a copy of the menu (if anyone local there could help) and decide what to order beforehand, so EACH OF US knows how much (CASH) will be required for their portion (PLUS TIP), and we will have sorted out all the payment issues BEFORE we get there so there are no suprises.
What say you, fellow (insert above acronym here)?
Jay
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | Jake and I will be there a week before you, we'll get them broke in.. I'll already have planned the escape routes so when things go bad, you guys just follow me. Thanks stank. I knew someone had it in 'em.
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | Jake,
Just don't try to do the flying tiger jump kick again :P
Basing this purely upon the fact that I have absolutely no recollection of the events of which you reference...I bet it was spectacular.
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Posts: 12,310 South Carolina | ... hereafter referred to as the "Trade Winds Area Tournament Sailors") Wait....what?
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