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#61914 11/29/05 01:02 PM 11/29/05 01:02 PM |
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 131 Scotland George_Malloch
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Posts: 131 Scotland | Are you trying to get a thread going along the lines of "Which is better, a buouyancy aid, or a lifejacket?" No, he's trying to get you to click on the link to his business. As he was when he posted something equally obvious at the end of last week.... | | | Re: Sailing - Personal Floatation Devices
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#61915 11/29/05 01:54 PM 11/29/05 01:54 PM |
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#61920 11/29/05 07:58 PM 11/29/05 07:58 PM |
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,911 South Florida & the Keys arbo06
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Posts: 1,911 South Florida & the Keys | How about those miami Dolphins! Still in the hunt to win the division.
Today I played golf at Jacaranda, it was in better shape than most other courses, the wind was kicking and blowing many shots off line.
There is only 6 months until next hurricane season, get your supplies now!
This is how to hijack a thread.
A horse walked into a bar and said.....
Eric Arbogast ARC 2101 Miami Yacht Club | | | Re: Sailing - Personal Floatation Devices
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#61921 11/29/05 08:01 PM 11/29/05 08:01 PM |
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Posts: 1,911 South Florida & the Keys | Official hijacking.....
An old man and an old woman used to sit in the nursing home all day watching television together.
The old woman would sit there holding the old man's member. The nursing staff tried to get them to stop it but couldn't and decided to leave them alone. Since they weren't hurting anyone, they just put a sheet over the couples lap and kind of ignored it.
But one day the old man didn't show up and when the old woman saw him in the dining hall later that evening she asked, "Where were you today?"
"I watched TV with Martha today" he said quite matter of factly.
With slight cynicism in her voice, the old woman said, "What's she got that I don't have."
The old man paused and said, "Parkinsons."
Eric Arbogast ARC 2101 Miami Yacht Club | | | Re: Sailing - Personal Floatation Devices
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#61923 11/29/05 09:48 PM 11/29/05 09:48 PM |
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Posts: 1,658 Florida Suncoast, Dunedin Caus... | There is only 6 months until next hurricane season, get your supplies now! Funny thing is, it's not over yet. EPSILON! Have you heard the one about the guy who takes his monkey to the bar?
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#61924 11/29/05 10:30 PM 11/29/05 10:30 PM |
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Posts: 1,911 South Florida & the Keys | Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"
Eric Arbogast ARC 2101 Miami Yacht Club | | | Re: Sailing - Personal Floatation Devices
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#61925 11/29/05 10:43 PM 11/29/05 10:43 PM |
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Posts: 473 Panama City, Florida | A penguin goes to a mechanic to get his car worked on. The mechanic tells him it's going to be a couple of hours before he knows whats wrong with it. To kill some time, the penguin goes across the street to the 7-11 to buy some ice cream. Since the penguin has no hands (just the flippers), he gets the ice cream all over his face. A couple of hours later when he goes back to the station, the mechanic tells him "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "Naw, it's just a little ice cream." Rob V.
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#61926 11/29/05 10:54 PM 11/29/05 10:54 PM |
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Posts: 1,884 Detroit, MI | CHINESE SICK LEAVE -- "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." | | | Re: Sailing - Personal Floatation Devices
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#61927 11/30/05 11:11 PM 11/30/05 11:11 PM |
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Posts: 1,658 Florida Suncoast, Dunedin Caus... | OK, I'll tell mine,
Guy takes his monkey to the bar and see's his buddy playing pool. He asks his buddy if he will watch his monkey while he goes to the head. His buddy agrees. The guy walks away and the monkey jumps up on the pool table, picks up the cue ball and swallows it.
The guy comes back and his buddy says, "hey man your monkey jumped up on the table and swallowed the cue ball, what's up with that?"
The guy apologized,"sorry but he's never done anything like that before". The guy takes his monkey and leaves.
A week later the guy comes back to the bar with his monkey and see's his buddy at the bar having a beer and eating peanuts. He walks up and asks him if he could watch his monkey while he goes to the head? His buddy agrees. The guy walks away and the monkey jumps up on the bar...picks up a peanut....sticks it up his butt..... then eats it. He proceeds to do this with every peanut he eats.
The guy comes back and his buddy says, "hey man what's up with your monkey? Last week he ate the cue ball, this week he's shoving peanuts up his butt before he eats them???"
The guy thinks for a moment and says,"Oh...well....you know.... after the cue ball....he measures everything before he eats it.
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#61928 11/30/05 11:20 PM 11/30/05 11:20 PM |
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