one condo owner (obviously been to happy hour somewhere) got up to the mic and had a 10 minute diatribe about how letting people camp on the beach, and use the public showers was a very bad idea and would open the door to trouble.
You see, my esteemed non-condo dweller, all beach access should be prohibited to non-beach condo residents (also referred to as "the great unwashed" or "naerdwells"). Parking areas should have gates and little rent-a-cops with badges disallowing anyone but oversized herses driven by hairless or blue haired individuals. It's the way things work down here in the retirement state.
How dare you even postulate that you could bring a trailer, much less a boat to the beach! This is private ocean, dude. I mean, really, if the general public used beaches, it would lead to domestic unrest, cats and dogs sleeping together... we're talking mass hysteria here!