oh lord...I'm hesitant to ask this, but I'm feeling starved for light hearted entertainment at the moment....

I thought you were going to get a DK A cat?

I'm about to put upon you a diagnosis of grade A "Shiny-itus" but it looks like you may be also afflicted with "FlipFlopism". Further test results are required to see if you also suffer from (as my father does) "absentee-blinkerism".