I stopped reading after the first sentence because I was laughing so hard.
I did too.
Eileen usually sails in long wetsuit and uses a Polypropolene Diving undergarment with the tank pad taken out of the back. If it is warmer out she will sail in just the polypro skin with no wetsuit. In even warmer she has a very thin shorty wetsuit with longsleeve arms and uses workout shorts that look like biking shorts, with no saddle cushion, underneath.
Dan