I thought he was on the official professional delegation for global sort-of warming.

I believe everything I read. I had no idea Paris Hilton was a global warming expert.

Every gallon of fuel I use pays Iran to develop nuclear weapons. Once they wipe Israel off the map, I guess they'll use their leftover ordinace to try to waste us.

I think I'll go sail some more before the sky turns orange and I glow in the dark.