Do you work at Drugs 'R' Us?

"Drugs 'R' Us" - "The Crazed Pharmacist"--Blankfield as a strung-out pharmacist who (sometimes accidentally) uses the products in his pharmacy to get high (drinking the liquid contents of a pregnancy test, taking strange pills that he thinks are aspirin, and sniffing glue that he mistakes for nasal decongestant) and thinks his weird customers (such as a transvestite [played by Michael Richards] and twin midgets) are hallucinations caused by the drugs he takes. Catchphrases: "I can handle it!" and "Take a pill!"