Ouch Doug, what a bone head!
Have backed my car too far around and dented the car with bows. Right where the electric aerial is so it goes CLACKERCLACKERCLASCKER! to remind me I am a bone head.
You could be a catsailer if your boat dented your car.
You could be a cat sailor if you don't care you boat dented your car.
Left bungs out....but did not leave the beach.
Left sail, boards or mainsheet at home.
Doh!