Hi Damon,

I enjoyed browsing the pages on TheBeachCats.com, particularly the "16 Reasons Sailing is Better Than Sex".

1. You don't have to hide your Sailing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Sail with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Sailing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Sailing your beachcat, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. . .

Etc.