I'm hoping that everyone joining our little invasion can help me with my other plan: To get Chris banned from a bar based on lore alone.

For a few years, I've been talking about how Chris got all drunk and knocked over the Christmas tree during the 3rd invasion. Stopped up the toilet during the 4th invastion.

I think that this is the year that Chris gropes the bus boy and finally gets booted.

If enough people talk about it, it becomes true.

See you this Saturday, Chris (or will I).


P.S. This is what happens when I can't beat someone on the water. I take 'em out on land.