Or, you could just not have kids, save the money instead of buying a Wave, and spend the money on one of the following:
Cheap liquor and expensive women
OR
Cheap women and expensive liquor.
The choice is yours...
No, the choice is YOURS. And someday you will have to make that choice. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Personally, I would suggest the cheap women and expensive liquor.