Somebody's got to start the smack talk. I'll just pick on the easy teams... Feel free to join in.


1. Brent Carlson Jennifer Carlson - Brent is going to make some comment about a slow spinnaker set, and will be handicapped by his black eye for the rest of the week.

2. John Tomko Ian Billings - John and Ian are going through withdrawal all week because they can't find a good Tex-Mex restaurant

4. bill gillespie colin page - Bill is distracted by having a crew member on board, so he chucks Colin off at the start, but this may help another team (see #6)

5. Brandon Wallace - Dude, where's my boat?

6. Lynn Olson Joanna Lienti - This team is so light, they'll need to find a 3rd crew member to make weight

7. John Bauldry Giselle Vaziri - It turns out John is really Mr Clean, and gets chucked on a Rule 69 violation by US Sailing

9. John Casey John Williams - J-dub going to sabotage their chances because of the rumors that he'll lose the squirrel top if they win

11. Matt McDonald Seth Stern - Matt sailing without Gina is just bad karma

14. Olli Jason Kelly Jason - Olli is detained by the authorities and accused of spousal abuse because of the Kelli's bruises

15. Nigel Pitt Alex Shafer - Nigel is deported after hitting an INS roadblock, it turns out he's a welsh illegal alien

17. Francisco Figueroa Gustavo Pinto - Sailing venue is too far north for these guys, they'll freeze to death in their speedos

18. David Ingram - I hear dingo lost some parts, he may still be in recovery

19. H. E. Kirk Newkirk Glenn Holmes - Since Glen retired from the Air force, he's gone soft and turned into a cupcake crew

20. Tripp Burd Andrew Watters - Due to Spring Break infractions, they've been ordered not to leave campus