Here's my sheep joke, hope it doesn't offend Mary. It was quite popular at work when Delta's CEO and VP of Ops. were getting bonuses, while telling all employees to take massive pay cuts.

The CEO and the VP are on vacation at a Dude Ranch. Out on horse back one day they come upon a sheep who's head is stuck in a wire fence. The CEO looks around, nobody else around, so he hops down off his horse and get's some, shall we say, -mutton love-.

When he's done he looks at the VP and says, "Come on down here and get you some!"

So the VP gets down off his horse and walks over by the sheep, looks at the CEO and says, "Do I have to put my head in the fence too?" <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />