Tad's pretty lanky, we'll have to catch him first.

I'll steal his cell phone and we'll use it as bait for a trap. Lee, bring a big net, preferrably made from chain mail. Todd, get a big hammer with a 5 foot handle and a wooden head. Derek, if you're out there, bring your tazer, Allie, and 18 feet of 3mm Robline Ocean 3000, and 3 rubber chickens. Jake, we'll need your cape and superhero outfit, as well as 2 gallons of resin and hardener (be sure to get the fast dry stuff). We'll also need the controller for an Xbox 360. Brian Karr, can you please bring a camera? It needs to be a polaroid camera though, we don't want Big Brother scanning the airwaves and stealing the photos from your digital stuff. Finally, we'll need THE Chuck, 2 bottles of Jaeger, 4 bottles of rum, a case of diet coke, and 17 snickers bars.

Like I said, Tad's lanky, so this is going to be tricky.