by utilizing a complex series of acrobatic moves learned while watching Cirque de Soleil's latest show, Kooza, in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago. It looked really easy, so I'm confident.
All I know is that I've heard from a reliable source that a certain infamous ground crew member from team seacats has dated a contortionist as seen in the Kooza show...
Well then someone needs to notify the authorities pronto because the three featured contortionists in the ATL show ranged in age from 11 to 16; though I'm certain there are some bendable babes on the payroll who are over the age of consent.
Dated...I love that euphemism. Would we say he is infamous...or merely adorably experimental? As a "reliable source" concerning such matters, I could tell some tales of tail myself. That is, if we are indeed speaking of the same Ground Crew member.
Honestly though, he's one of the most kindhearted and good natured people I know. (Plus, I get to put sunblock on him every day during the Tybee week. Not too shabby.)
I'll be really happy to see everyone again after taking the year off in '08 to work on completing my manuscript about the life of Rube Goldberg. Racers, prepare to be interrogated. If you don't talk to me I'm just gonna make up weird stuff about you to post.
