I had just passed my driving test and went out driving solo in my new car for the 1st time.
I got to the open road and put my foot down. Pretty soon i saw the blue flashing lights in my mirror of the police car trying to stop me and pull me into the near side, which eventually he did and was quite furious..
He said "What the hell do yo think that you are doing driving at 80mph down the center of the road making all the on-coming traffic swerve to avoid you?"

"Just what it says in my driving license officer"

"what the hell is that then" he said

i got my license out of the glove box, unfolded it and pointed out to him that sure enough, right at the bottom it said...... tear along dotted line!