A Blonde is driving next to a corn field when she see's another blonde on a catamaran in the middle of the field.The blonde in the corn field is sheeting and steering like crazy. The blonde in the car yells at the one in the field" What are you doing?"
The blonde on the cat yells back, " Sailing duhhhhhh!".
The blonde at her car yells back, " Your the reason people think blondes are dumb. And if I could swim Id come out there and kick your butt."