Things not to say during sex..
I have to poop.
Smile for the camera!
Get off me, i'll do it myselft.
This is your first time...right?
You're almost as good as my ex
When is this supposed to feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
My friends were right, You ARE good!
On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly.
Do i have to pay for this?
You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me!
Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
What's your name again?
Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Don't ask me how I know