They have to start with:

You might be a Redneck IF:



....you steal firewood from your neighbors woodpile.


....you've ever taken flowers to a date, that you stole from a cemetery.


...your wife is larger than your pickup truck.

...the primary color of your truck is Bondo.


They can be your own as well.

I like this one:

You might be a redneck if, you think that family reunions is a good place to pick up chicks.

Or this,
people stop at your house, thinking you're having a yard sale.