Both conditions are closely akin to optical rectitis; when one inserts one's head into one's rectum the resulting pressure of the anal sphincter on the optic nerve produces a sh!tty outlook on life.

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Pete Pollard
Blade 702

'When you have a lot of things to do, it's best to get your nap out of the way first.