Originally Posted by Jake
you crack open the door, shooo the dog out with your foot, and wait 20 seconds for the "WOOF! MOTHER F'ER!" and crack the door back open to let them back in. You don't need a leash and you don't need to walk them...they're not going to stray far! I lived in Cleveland for 10 years.


Now I know you're full of s**t. I've met your dog, you don't let him in and he'll chew through the bricks on your house. plus he's bigger than you, you should be glad he lets you back inside:)

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