I was inferring that he would be doing his own sail repair next, so when I fly through his mainsail, I won't have to pony up for any dough...

Why is sewing for sissies again? Maybe it's "low T" that they're advertising on TV...

When the world ends (if the doomsday folks are right), you'd better know how to sew if you plan on wearing anything besides codpieces... Sure, my wardrobe may only be canvas, trampoline material, and dacron, but still...