Okay, Jack, what brand/type of beer were you throwing in the water?

This obviously calls for an all-out experiment to find out which brand of beer floats best and then to figure out the flotation differences in fresh water and salt water.

Once we know definitively which brand floats best, that obviously is the best brand to carry on your boat as a possible safety feature.

And then we can get huge sponsorship from that particular beer company for sailing regattas.