Okay. What does DLW stand for?

Don't Lick Women?
Don't Like Women?
Damn. Left Where?
Dickless Little Wonder?
Don't like Weather?
Discovering Lost Ways?
Don't Look! What?
Damage Liability Waiver?
Ducks Like Water?
Deranged Label Wiper?
Definitely Lost Wayne?
Doesn't Look Wet....
Don't Lick Me?
Dats Lookin' Wack?
Dan's Last Weapon?


That's all I got.