Old guys rule

see, back in the day, the youth could claim "vigor" (for lack of a more "internet friendly" term) over the old dudes, but thanks to various medications, the old dudes got it all...money, wisdom, charm, experience, patience, and now "vigor".

Not only that, but we score the early bird specials and AARP discounts, so things don't cost as much. No wonder the ladies flock to the old dudes...

50 is the new 25...