I'm sorry . . . I have a problem with the simple fact that the "why not use a walmart tarp" thread has has more exposure and life than this thread. [censored].
Are you going to be all bitchy and sensitive like this tonight? Or, are you just practicing your crew duties?
I can hear it all over again and again: "I can't raise both boards, hoist the kite, ease the jib and main, blow the rotation, trap, move back, yell at the other boats to distract them, point at the bikini going by on the jetski, and keep you from running over the crab pots and the offset mark all at once!"